I'm Set For Retirement, Thanks to LEGO
LEGO sets have increased in value by 12 percent every year since 2012, a higher return than gold, the stock market or bank accounts, according to The Telegraph. Looks like my extensive collection has...
View ArticleStepmom Porn Most Searched of 2015
As we all get used to writing 2016 on our checks (mostly because who the hell is even still writing checks?) Pornhub has released its top searches of 2015. Continue reading…
View ArticleListeria Found in Blue Bell Plant — Again
Just as the gods return Blue Bell ice cream to our homes and freezers, signs of listeria have, once again, been found at the creamery's plant. Continue reading…
View ArticleZoo's First Baby Animal of 2016 Named David Bowie
A baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo, the first animal born at the zoo in 2016, was named after David Bowie. Continue reading…
View ArticleThings More Likely Than Winning the Lottery
The Powerball has hit a record high, with Wednesday's jackpot worth $1.5 billion, giving people daydreams of buying exotic animals to fill newly-purchased mansions. But before you start booking fantasy...
View ArticleKissing — One of the BEST Parts Of Being a Non-Smoker
One of the best benefits of being a non-smoker is how much better it makes kissing. Continue reading…
View ArticleHero Sends Box of Dildos to Oregon Militia
My new favorite person (or people) of the week is whomever sent boxes to dildos to members of the Oregon militia occupying a federal animal refuge. Continue reading…
View Article'Making a Murderer' Suspect's Brother Drops Hot Rap Track
If you watch the Netflix series everyone is talking about — Making a Murderer — than the name Brad Dassey will sound familiar to you. Brad is the half-brother of one of the suspects in the case,...
View ArticleFirst Dildos, Now Someone Has Sent 55 Gallons of Lube to Oregon Militia
Earlier this week, militia members who have been holed up inside an Oregon wildlife refuge since Jan. 2 received boxes of dildos and penis-shaped candy after putting out a request for supplies. Now,...
View ArticleMorning Show Plays Pubepourri With Pie Face Game
Last week, we played a terrible, terrible game on the Morning Show — Pubepourri. If you haven't heard previously heard of Pubepourri it's because it's a disgusting thing we made up and something I...
View ArticleThis Cat Looks Like Kylo Ren Actor Adam Driver
A cat recently adopted from a New Jersey SPCA has Kylo Ren to thank for its new home. Core was adopted after it was pointed out that it bears a striking resemblance to "The Force Awakens" actor Adam...
View ArticleBest Instagram Pics of West Texas This Week
Nothing compares to driving across West Texas, but when I can't do that, I check out other people's Texas journeys on Instagram. Continue reading…
View ArticleMillion-Dollar Texas Drug Heist Caught on Camera
Police say a million-dollar pharmaceutical drug heist at a pharmacy outside of Dallas was captured by surveillance cameras and looks like something out of an action movie. Continue reading…
View ArticleWhy Talking About (Lack of) Diversity Among Oscar Nominees is Important
At issue in the news (and on the Morning Show) recently has been the disproportionate number of Academy Award nominees of white ethnicity in comparison to those of any and all other races combined,...
View ArticleTexas Teen Suspended For Carrying Student Suffering Asthma Attack to Nurse
In news that'll leave you scratching your head, a Texas student is facing a school suspension for carrying a classmate having an asthma attack to the nurse. Continue reading…
View ArticleGuy Creates Dating Profile Using Google AutoComplete
A dude recently used suggestions from Google AutoComplete to create his dating profile, and honestly? It's better than 90 percent of the profiles I've seen out there and contains a refreshing lack of...
View Article40 Arrested In Midland Cockfighting Raid
Forty people are arrested and more than $40,000 seized in a cockfighting raid in Midland, Texas. Continue reading…
View ArticleWhich Job Each State, Including Texas, Is Googling Most
The job Texans are Googling more than any other state is that of a referee, which is keeping it pretty vanilla compared to some of the other states. (Looking at you, Ohio.) Continue reading…
View ArticleThe Game Donates $500K For Flint Water Crisis, But DAMN That Checking Account...
Rapper The Game recently donated $500,000 to the assist the residents of Flint with the lead water crisis affecting the city, which is great, but in his instagram post about his donation, he also...
View ArticleTexas Man Accused in Theft of Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll
A Texas man is accused of stealing a life-sized Miley Cyrus inflatable doll from an adult store. Continue reading…
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